(Dr Chris Ahmad) (NYY Doc) Demain, je vais dévoiler une avancée révolutionnaire dans la chirurgie Tommy John qui changera la donne. Cela représente une nouvelle ère dans la reconstruction de l’UCL, offrant aux joueurs de baseball de tous niveaux des récupérations plus rapides et plus fluides avec moins de revers et une longévité de carrière prolongée.
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Par Bulletz4Brkfzt
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That’s incredible, hopefully its true
They’re going to name it Shohei Ohtani Surgery after he is the first to get it.
So a hype post from a doctor with a linktree? Skeptical
Aright, who’s going to be the first to get it, and therefore have the surgery named after him?
Something about announcing a new approach to surgery in this way makes it seem just a bit sketchy…
Tommy john surgery 2
Hottest new surgery drop of 2024
2 Tommy 2 John
Bionic arms?
Word on the street it is the same procedure Henry Rowengartner got.
Timothy Jimothy surgery
Great news for the Dodgers.
He should dress up as Steve Jobs and unveil the Tommy John Surgery Pro
they’re going to graft ads onto ligaments
Introducing Elbow Transplant Surgery
the Apple iUCL. functions exactly the same as a regular UCL, except if plays music if you tap your elbow twice.
We can save John Means.
Just need some volunteers! Anyone?
This feels like an infomercial.
Ironically, Dodger pitchers will be the *last* to take advantage of the new Tommy John.
Because their shot-to-hell bullpen are all still recovering from the old Tommy John.
Bitcoin mining in the UCLs
We give you a robot ligament that has AI.
I’m so conflicted about this. On the one hand, this would be a great advancement for pitchers, but I also worry teams would be more willing to run pitchers into the ground knowing this alternative exists.
Just in time for Mason Miller next season.
#TJ50