I’m telling you, Cruz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Sheetz the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said « Contienen todo mi poder, así que no me cago en estos niños. » Then he crushed a fastball 500ft into the Allegheny and sprinted out the door.
Throwawayaccount0689
IT’S A CRUZ MISSILE
magikarp2122
Cruz is now hitting lefties. Even if he just hits around .220 against them he will be among the best hitters in the league.
Jloadin_21
conflicted, have strahm and cruz on my fantasy team😂
thecountoncleats
Buccos win the series 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
jupiter__jaz
As the old skipper used to say, that’s not what you want.
WriteNonStop
It’s like I always say, you gotta beat up on the bad teams to be a contender.
capnjac4
Is this the first time this year theyve done black on black. I need to see more of that, it looks so good.
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gm
I’m telling you, Cruz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Sheetz the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said « Contienen todo mi poder, así que no me cago en estos niños. » Then he crushed a fastball 500ft into the Allegheny and sprinted out the door.
IT’S A CRUZ MISSILE
Cruz is now hitting lefties. Even if he just hits around .220 against them he will be among the best hitters in the league.
conflicted, have strahm and cruz on my fantasy team😂
Buccos win the series 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
As the old skipper used to say, that’s not what you want.
It’s like I always say, you gotta beat up on the bad teams to be a contender.
Is this the first time this year theyve done black on black. I need to see more of that, it looks so good.