I’m telling you, Cruz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Sheetz the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said « Contienen todo mi poder, así que no me cago en estos niños. » Then he crushed a fastball 500ft into the Allegheny and sprinted out the door.
TheTurtleShepard
Get Elly and Oneil in the HRD for a Cruz missile showdown
see_mohn
That is a strong lad.
dropperofpipebombs
Post-Grimace Mets got nothing on post-furries Pirates.
OutComeTheWolves1966
His bat speed is insane
magikarp2122
So, is the only reason Elly is in the All-Star Game over him is because of the SBs?
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I’m telling you, Cruz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Sheetz the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said « Contienen todo mi poder, así que no me cago en estos niños. » Then he crushed a fastball 500ft into the Allegheny and sprinted out the door.
Get Elly and Oneil in the HRD for a Cruz missile showdown
That is a strong lad.
Post-Grimace Mets got nothing on post-furries Pirates.
His bat speed is insane
So, is the only reason Elly is in the All-Star Game over him is because of the SBs?