JD Martinez sur la façon dont le club-house des Mets gère le bruit extérieur : « Vous savez quoi, ils disent que nous sommes nuls, nous sommes nuls. Suçons. Allons sucer ensemble. Allons nous amuser à sucer. »
JD Martinez sur la façon dont le club-house des Mets gère le bruit extérieur : « Vous savez quoi, ils disent que nous sommes nuls, nous sommes nuls. Suçons. Allons sucer ensemble. Allons nous amuser à sucer. »
Just a bunch of dudes sucking together. That’s what baseball’s all about.
Grade-AMasterpiece
An all-encompassing type of sucking, JD?
Swizzzed
I think they did this in ancient Greece as well
Thorlolita
Phrasing
CalmerThanYouAre9
Sounds a lot like my ex and her friends when they’d go on a “girl’s only trip.”
I’m not bitter.
boozinf
if you don’t have fun sucking and then doing naked soap slides in the shower, then you don’t like baseball get out of my locker room
signed,
Lou Brown
IAmArique
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NlNJALONG
Some good ol’ fashioned group sucking. Everyone helping the guy out next to you. The things you do if you are on the road for a long time.
Just don’t make eye contact while you’re at it and your wife never needs to find out.
takeoffeveryzig
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TheTurtleShepard
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Leftfeet
What I’ve learned about the NYM in the past 24 HRs:
They enjoy sucking together
They have Bear Bashes.
I’m starting to think they might be the Rays bullpen’s worst nightmare.
whatsthehappenstance
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
brandeis16
When did New Era get into the goggle business?
hangout_wangout
What up!
We’re cool guys sucking looking for other cool guys who want to suck in our sucking team mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good suck shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little sucking things.
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Just a bunch of dudes sucking together. That’s what baseball’s all about.
An all-encompassing type of sucking, JD?
I think they did this in ancient Greece as well
Phrasing
Sounds a lot like my ex and her friends when they’d go on a “girl’s only trip.”
I’m not bitter.
if you don’t have fun sucking and then doing naked soap slides in the shower, then you don’t like baseball get out of my locker room
signed,
Lou Brown
![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)
Some good ol’ fashioned group sucking. Everyone helping the guy out next to you. The things you do if you are on the road for a long time.
Just don’t make eye contact while you’re at it and your wife never needs to find out.
![gif](giphy|C9x0nrkuYlqjC|downsized)
![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)
What I’ve learned about the NYM in the past 24 HRs:
They enjoy sucking together
They have Bear Bashes.
I’m starting to think they might be the Rays bullpen’s worst nightmare.
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
When did New Era get into the goggle business?
What up!
We’re cool guys sucking looking for other cool guys who want to suck in our sucking team mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good suck shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little sucking things.
Again, nothing sexual!
🤨
No Diddy!
Love the intent. Hate the phrasing.