Ce n’est pas une sphère, mais ce n’est pas plat non plus. « Je suis un grand gars du firmament » 😐
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Par Daxdeville
Baseball
Ce n’est pas une sphère, mais ce n’est pas plat non plus. « Je suis un grand gars du firmament » 😐
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Par Daxdeville
39 Comments
A true independent thinker. Those are rare.
It’s obviously in the shape of a 3-D Dorito
yikes
Well how are you going to prove a firmament truther wrong?
He’s correct!
It’s an oblate spheroid
I hate being reminded how dumb some of these guys are.
secret third shape
Banana earth!
I was really hoping he was going to point out that the Earth really isn’t a true sphere but an oblate spheroid. Now I’m extremely disappointed.
He also once used an in-game interview to say he doesn’t know how the pyramids were built so aliens must be a reasonable explanation.
The account that posted it is simping hard for him in the comments lol
It’s very clearly a trapezoidal prism
Man I don’t get it, the jocks at my school always had 4.0 GPAs in their Communications majors.
He did his own research
“Come up with some stuff that’s actually believable”
You first
« Come up with stuff that’s actually believable »
And that’s after bringing up « The earth isn’t a sphere », « Spaceships in the air with white stuff », « Firmament » and « Elon Musk » in 20 seconds
I was going to make an argument that MLB should have the same rule of at least one year of college before going to the league, but then I thought of Kyrie Irving and realize my argument makes zero sense. Even when these guys are in college for a year, are they actually?
Great reminder that athletes are jesters, meant to entertain us. They are not educators and shouldn’t be looked at as such.
Awww man. He was my favorite Mariner. Welp… Randy Arozarena it is.
I’m down with the removal of marijuana from the banned substance list. But damn, toking right before an interview!
JP why
Well the earth isn’t exactly round so he’s not wrong. It’s a little elongated, but still spherical.
yeesh
“I’m not a flat earther, mountains aren’t flat n’stuff.”
oh my god he’s a fucking domehead lmao. isnt a dome what the firmament belief means
I feel like this is a good time to point out that a lot of these guys never went to college and only have a high school diploma. Even then, they were probably so good at baseball that they dedicated most of their time in high school to that. This is why I kinda hate it when teams draft kids straight out of high school since I feel like it takes away higher education from them, which is super valuable.
[Dear God](https://compassiontea.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tumblr_mt5b1cmh0q1rbv0tfo1_500.gif)
You know… like in the movie Thor
Schrodinger’s earther
I’ll never understand how someone can hear « the Earth is round » and think « that doesn’t sound right. »
« Elon Musk and all them » 🤣🤣🤣.
So Elon and « all them » space folks are just pretending to believe in basic physics and science and all those normal solar system things. But really their true goal is to break the firmament 😂.
Elon Musk is the only important space person, not like there has been decades of space travel and important people /s
Funny because this is actually dumber
He’s batting .204 *and* he’s stupid? Ugh…
“Spinning at millions of miles per hour”
The earth spins at a rate of 1,000 MPH.
Additionally, thinking Elon Musk is anything other than a chronic shitposter on twitter is wild.
Please keep these guys off the mic 😭
I think a lot about the Mike Mussina types who go and get an education and then spend 20 years of their life with these guys and somehow don’t bash their head into a wall until their brain has the texture of egg drop soup
ASK HIM ABOUT THE MOON. IS THE MOON FLAT