(TheNewYorker) Le docteur Tom Brady et Leonardo DiCaprio appellent quand ils sont blessés : Neal ElAttrache, le chirurgien des stars du sport et du cinéma, peut tout réparer.
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(TheNewYorker) Le docteur Tom Brady et Leonardo DiCaprio appellent quand ils sont blessés : Neal ElAttrache, le chirurgien des stars du sport et du cinéma, peut tout réparer.
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DiCaprio getting his UCL repaired from all of the times he’s thrown a 24 year-old out in the trash the day before her 25th birthday
He can’t fix all of our small wieners.
I read his name as ElAttachre for a while and wondered if it was a clever nickname.
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This is maybe the most insane thing I’ve ever read. I knew Neal did a lot of celebrity work but holy fuck it’s just story after story, name after name, lmao.
Not baseball related but
> By mid-December, the Jets were playing Miami, trying to keep their playoff hopes alive. Rodgers was hoping to return the following week. It would’ve been three months since he underwent surgery. “I had cleared him to play,” ElAttrache said.
No way would I have ever guessed that Rogers was actually cleared to play by mid December lol
It would probably be easier to list athletes that ElAttrache *hasn’t* seen
Can he fix my parents broken marriage?
> ElAttachre
You look me in the eye and you tell me that Nominative Determinism doesn’t exist
Does he take Blue Cross Blue Shield by any chance?
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